John Bolton arrives at UN

John Bolton presented his credentials Tuesday to Kofi Annan at the UN.

"Glad to be here, slimebucket." the controversial diplomat told Secretary-General Kofi Annan before handing over his letter of appointment five months after he was nominated by President Bush.

"Hey! Where's them frogs and Krauts? I wanted to spit on their shoes my very first day."

"And, oh yeah, gimme an office no higher than the 29th floor. Got that?"

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