Conditions of Employment

According to The New York Post, thesmokinggun.com has obtained a five (5) page list of demands that must be met before Sharon Stone will show up for her first day of work. These demands include;

Pilates equipment (Pontius Pilate's? Call Mel.)
a $3,500/week per diem
armed bodyguards
a prohibition against on-set cigar smoking
a chauffeured car with a nonsmoking driver approved by her
a convertible for Stone's personal use
three nannies, two assistants
multiple cell phones and pagers
the presidential suite at a top-drawer hotel
first-class travel (if a private jet is unavailable)
a personal chef
deluxe trailer with air conditioning, heating, private bathroom, shower, TV, VCR, refrigerator, telephone, stove, sofa, bed, stereo and fax machine
She also gets to keep all the clothing and jewelry she wears in the film.

I sympathize with Ms. Stone, as for some time I have had my own five (5) page list of demands which must be met before I will show up for work, to wit;

Page 1: A Job
Page 2: Pages 2,3,4,5 are irrelevent (if a private jet is or is not available)