Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Red Sox, Cards, Braves, LA, it's all over for you.

This intrepid blogger has just learned that I can buy a FATWA for 15 bucks from Imam AMR-KHALID. What a deal! My papal blessing signed by Pope John Paul II cost me $150 in Rome at the Vatican in 1995. Disinflation rocks! Heh, heh. See-ya Pedro! If this deal-of-the-century still exists in the late fall, the Red Wings are assured of another Stanley Cup, Bobby Knight will bring home the bacon, er, the mutton to Lubbock, Tiger grand slams it in 2005 and Jeff Gordon wins 20, beginning with Daytona.

This is tooo easy.

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