Friday, April 22, 2005

The Ace Pontificates

Five Things I Hate, Plus Five More

The List:
1. White Wine

2. Talking About So-Called "Great Acting Performances"

3. Edward Fucking Norton

4. Spike Lee

5. iPods

6. Movies About Fucking Retards

7. Movies About Wise and Mysterious Black People Who Seem To Exist Primarily To Solve White Boys' Personal Problems

8. Slang/Catchphrases/"Hip Lingo" Past Its Expiration Date

9. All Other Sports Except Football

10. The Shackling Myth of the So-Called "Female Orgasm

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