The Indiana Parole Board voted unanimously Friday against a death-row inmate's request that his execution be delayed so he can donate part of his liver to an ailing sister.I can understand his death sentence, but why condemn his sister to death, also?
Shoot all them sumbitches (the parole board, that is).
Led by a man on a megaphone, they chanted, "USA watch your back, Osama is coming back" and "Kill, kill USA, kill, kill George Bush". A small detail of police watched as they shouted: "Bomb, bomb New York" and "George Bush, you will pay, with your blood, with your head."So went another (yawn) anti-American protest by the religion of peace outside the US Embassy in London.
Shoot all them sumbitches, too (the protesters, not the Brits - witholding judge-a-ment on them sumbitches for the time being, but my patience is not without limits, y'all).
North Korea says that its relations with Japan are inching toward a "dangerous phase of explosion" and has reiterated that Tokyo imposing economic sanctions would be tantamount to a declaration of war.Well, hell, jist newk them sumbitches (them Koreeyuns, that is, and their human Chia-pet prezydent, too. Them Niponeez done lernt their lesson, I s'pose).
The U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency arrested 60 undocumented immigrants working at oil refineries, power plants, a pipeline company and an air cargo center, according to a statement issued on Friday.Shoot all them sumbitches, too. No...wait. Got 'maters and spuds need pickin'. Send'em all over here. 2 bucks uh ton, cash money, less yer expenses a'course, like water, shade, 'n crapper paper 'n the like.
A former prime minister has said that unless pro-democratic political forces unite, Russia could revert to "a Soviet system with elements of state capitalism."Newk all them Rooskies and them Chechininskis, too.
Iran is circumventing international export bans on sensitive dual-use materials by smuggling graphite and a graphite compound that can be used to make conventional and nuclear weapons, an Iranian dissident and a senior diplomat said Friday.Smuggling? Well, sheoot, they don' gotta do that. My idee is we make a 50 megaton donation to the cause, the sooner the better.
Caracas, Venezuela, May. 20 (UPI) -- Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez lambasted former Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Azner calling him "worse than Hitler."Now if there ever was a feller that needed shootin', it's that Chayvez yayhoo. Joe Mary is a good ol' boy even if his name is kinda frooty like that Andee Soolyvan feller (or whatever).
Democratic Party chairman Howard Dean, who famously refused to prejudge Osama bin Laden's guilt, is standing by his judgment that House Majority Leader Tom DeLay may deserve jail time for allegations of corruption.Servin' what in jail, Mr. Deenywacko? Torteeyuz 'n beenz if'n y'all had yer way. One raht in the brain pan for ol' Deenywacker there, too.
"Tom DeLay is corrupt. No question about it," Dean said Friday. "This is a guy who shouldn't be in Congress and maybe ought to be serving in jail."
Whew! Ah'm tard, podners. But I done cleaned up-uh bunch-uh messes, ain't I?
Back to Sr. Segovia.