NEW INVOCATION AT OPENING SESSIONS OF CONGRESS

Ssssuuuunnnn Myuuuuuuung Mooooooonnnn
Ssssuuuunnnn Myuuuuuuung Mooooooonnnn
Ssssuuuunnnn Myuuuuuuung Mooooooonnnn

This 3-line chant must be repeated 4 times while wearing a 50cm x 50cm +/-.5cm piece of Heavy Duty Reynolds Wrap atop one's head. Barefoot. Standing on right foot only. Mouth agape. Ears atwitch. Eyes arolled. Mouth afroth. Toes acurl.

I'll bet those terrorists are ashaking now. We'll put the fear of Moon into'em.