Sunday, June 11, 2006

House for Sale



MOHAMMED ABDULA, Real Estate Broker


ABDULA REAL ESTATE proudly presents a new listing in the quaint village of Hibhib, Iraq


FIXER UPPER SPECIAL . . . MOTIVATED SELLER


MLS NO. - 25132H


ASKING PRICE ONLY 43,000 Dinar





PROPERTY FEATURES


* 3 bedrooms, 1 bath * open and airy * improving neighborhood


* easy commuting distance to Baghdad


* lots of palm trees * close to Bush Elementary School


* great views from inside the house


* this home would cost 1,500,000,000 Dinar in California


* safe neighborhood thanks to U.S. military


* property is vacant and available for fast closing and immediate occupancy

SPECIAL NOTE: buyer beware on this property. It is being sold in "AS-IS" condition and the buyer is expected to hire his own professional to conduct an independent evaluation of its condition.


OWNER DISCLOSURE (Disclosure prepared by relatives; owner is deceased):


ROOF: missing


WALLS: missing


FLOORS: missing


CEILINGS: missing


PLUMBING: missing


WINDOWS: missing


DOORS: missing


HEATING: missing


AIR CONDITIONING: missing


ADDITIONAL COMMENTS: The property recently had something very large fall on it. There still remains a slight odor of goat urine, but a little elbow grease and Mr. Clean should take care of that. There is also a considerable amount of blood. This is a rare opportunity for a smart investor.


TERMS: Cash, cash to new loan, owner will carry, creative exchange, lease option.


COMMISSION: 4% to selling agent; for a full price offer, selling agent will also receive a bonus of his choice of 3 goats or a trip to the United States to see an American Idol concert

Courtesy Doug in Upland


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