Whore to portray Mother Teresa?

An obviously loony Indian movie director, one T. Rajeevnath from Thiruvananthapuramt, India (that's pronounced Thiruvananthapuramt, IN dee ya) says that a computer shows that Paris Hilton's and Mother Teresa's features are very similar. Now he wants to do a movie of Mother Teresa and cast Paris Hilton in the role of the sainted Catholic nun.

Let's take a look at the respective features of the two, shall we?

Here we see Mother Teresa cuddling an unknown baby in the slums of Calcutta, India.
And here we see Paris Hilton cuddling an unknown
dopehead-child-abuser-wannabee-rock singer from Seattle, WA.
I am struggling to see any resemblance at all. Hmmm. Well, perhaps it is a resemblance in their respective life's work. Mother Teresa was a Catholic nun who dedicated her life to the poor in the Calcutta slums. Paris Hilton is a Hollywood whore whose life's accomplishment so far is starring in a graphic sex tape which has been floating around the internet for a year or so -- or so I am told. I just can't seem to find any resemblance there at all, either.

Maybe their respective shoe sizes were identical?

TAGS: Mother Teresa, Paris Hilton, no resemblance