Sunday, August 29, 2004

Enter Contest - Win Millions!

Enter Mark in Mexico's "Find Jeff Goldstein" Contest

All you have to do is correctly identify the real Jeff Goldstein in the photograph below and you might win an I.O.U from Mark in Mexico for several million dollars. All entries must be accompanied by certified check or money order for, say, $1000.00 US, each, and we'll notify when we have determined a winner. Feel free to send as many entries as you like! All proceeds will go to Mark in Mexico's favorite charity.

Family members and employees of Mark in Mexico, Celluloid
, any and all bloggers, and big-mouthed fat-asses
such as Oliver Willis, Michael Moore and Al Sharpton are
inelligible. The aforementioned may seem redundant, as most of those
mentioned couldn't find their asses in the dark with both hands, but local
social mores require said caveat.

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