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Wisdom, any and all bloggers, and big-mouthed fat-asses
such as Oliver Willis, Michael Moore and Al Sharpton are
inelligible. The aforementioned may seem redundant, as most of those
mentioned couldn't find their asses in the dark with both hands, but local
social mores require said caveat.