One must ask, "Who are the only real people to be seen in the photos below?"
Him: "And this, honey, is called 'corn'. This is what it looks like to the clodhoppers before our chef takes it out of the can. "
Her: "With those green thingys on it is that what they call 'cornpone'? And, oh my God, is that pubic hair?"
Prez: "Munch, munch, munch...(cornpone...pubic hair)...munch, munch...(silly bitch)...munch, munch, munch.
Spectator: "Hot dam! That sumbitch's gotta powerful hongry on, don' he? Think ahm-uh-gonna git me sum, too."
Thanks to Rush Limbaugh.