NO PORN? SAY IT AIN'T SO.

This is a day that I never thought I would see. I just checked my Hotmail "Junk Mail" box for the third time today and found that it contained ten messages, not one of which, repeat, NOT ONE OF WHICH, was pornographic in nature. What a disapoin... er... I mean, what a pleasant surprise. This is the first time in my lifetime (and all previous lifetimes)that I have emptied the "Junk Mail" box and not dumped at least 75% porn.

I would like to hear from anyone out there who has experienced the same aberration, but I won't stay up late waiting.