Cruise: Katie Holmes must be quiet during childbirth.

Quiet but not silent. Church Of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard ruled that followers of Scientology

must "maintain silence in the presence of birth to save both the sanity of the mother and the child and safeguard the home to which they will go".

Tom Cruise says, however,

"Like anything, you want to be as quiet as possible. There have been misinterpretations that the woman can't make any noise, and that's just not true. It's nutty.

"No, but just calm and quiet."

Excuse me, but I think that all those Scientology sumbitches are nutz, with a "z".

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