"Don't rush to kiss a stranger on the mouthIt seems that Bangkok (pronounced, ahem, bang'-cock), Thailand (pronounced, ahem, tie'-land) transvestites (pronounced, ahem, never mind) have been luring unsuspecting morons into a deep kiss-on-the-mouth and spitting strong sedatives into the mouths of the morons. Said morons then pass out - presumably from the sedatives and not from the realization that they have just kissed a Thai transvestite deeply on the mouth - and then get robbed of their stuff, like money, jewelry, credit cards, electronic devices, etc..
or you will end up in a deep sleep."
Bangkok, Thailand police lieutenant colonel.
I'll be sure to remember this and you should too, we being your typical morons and all. On my next sexo-tourism jaunt to Bangkok I'll assiduously avoid kissing any transvestites of whatever nationality deeply or otherwise on or in or anywhere near the mouth.
TAGS: Bangkok, Thailand, transvestites