Monday, November 14, 2005


"Don't rush to kiss a stranger on the mouth
or you will end up in a deep sleep."
Bangkok, Thailand police lieutenant colonel.
It seems that Bangkok (pronounced, ahem, bang'-cock), Thailand (pronounced, ahem, tie'-land) transvestites (pronounced, ahem, never mind) have been luring unsuspecting morons into a deep kiss-on-the-mouth and spitting strong sedatives into the mouths of the morons. Said morons then pass out - presumably from the sedatives and not from the realization that they have just kissed a Thai transvestite deeply on the mouth - and then get robbed of their stuff, like money, jewelry, credit cards, electronic devices, etc..

I'll be sure to remember this and you should too, we being your typical morons and all. On my next sexo-tourism jaunt to Bangkok I'll assiduously avoid kissing any transvestites of whatever nationality deeply or otherwise on or in or anywhere near the mouth.

Egad! II


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