Mighty Goliath hath been beanedLoosely translated from the original Philistineth and also please note that the Philistines were not heavily into iambic pentameter (that's da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM . . . with rhymes).
By the wimpy joo David
Whoeth cracketh the headbone of Goliath
Liketh unto a pterodactyl egg.
Now all Philistines waileth and teareth their hair
Because the jooz will owneth us.
For mighty Goliath hath droppeth
Faster than Bill Clinton's pants . . . eth.
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