Lansing, Michigan: Gov. Granholm to release 5000 criminals because she's not "mad at them" anymore.

PARTEEE!

Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm, already riding the crest of unpopularity in her state, has proposed releasing 5000 parole-eligible prison inmates, er, immediately. State Corrrections Commissioner Patricia Caruso says,

We need to decide who we're afraid of and who we're mad at.

We need to be sure the people we're afraid of are locked up. Are we mad enough to spend an average of $33,000 a year to lock them up until they die or until they finish every last day of their sentence?

Note that Michigan is a matriarchal society. Other examples of matriarchal societies would be the US House of Representives as well as hyena clans, but I repeat myself.

Charles Manson sings,
"Slide, ride, fly to Michigan
Stomp, romp, hop to Michigan"

Manson has been eligible for parole sine 1978. Under Granholm's grand plan, he would have been loose on the streets for the past 29 years. Think about that.

Manson, imprisoned, unfortunately, in California back when they could get a conviction there, described Governor Granholm and the other Michigan matriarchs quite well during his 1998 parole hearing:

So don't blame me and say I'm taking over your minds,
because you didn't have any to start with.

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