Iowahawk: Howard Dean's letter to American conservatives warns of "scourge of international homo-ism"

David Burge publishes a letter to all American conservatives from Dr. Howard Dean, Chairman, Democratic National Committee. The letter addresses American conservatives' concern for the welfare of their children,

whether they are plucking their banjos on the back porch, speaking tongues to snakes at Jesus Camp, or torching crosses at your local Nascar racing contest.

Dean, as is his style, pulls no punches when naming names:

Mark Foley: "the Florida Republican gay pervert congressman who spent night after night on the godless internet discussing unnatural sex acts and interior decoration with innocent underaged pages."

Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig: "is less interested in Boise than he is in "boy-sies." Now that his sickening secret is out, the good conservative folks of Idaho can send this pansy packing to San Francisco where he can be Potato Queen in the the next pride parade."

House Speaker Dennis Hastert: "the mincing minnie who ran the GOP's Foley coverup? A former high school 'wrestling coach.'"

California governor Arnold Schwartzenegger: "A curious fondness for flexing his oiled pecs while parading around in a pair of skimpy Speedos."

Dick Armey: "You do the math."

Dean also has some less than kind words for "negros" Michael Steele, Lynn Swann and Ken Blackwell. As they say, read it all.

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