The Official Oriole Oath of Allegiance

In response to my posting (scroll down) of The Official New York Yankee Oath of Allegiance, an overwhelming number of Bird supporters have clamored for their own (the actual number of clamorers remains classified). So here, for the very first time released publically and in special honor and recognition of Jeff Goldstein is The Official Oath of Allegiance of The Baltimore Orioles;

Raise your right hand (no, you moron, the other right hand. Sheesh!) and repeat in slurred tone;

"Yeah, well...whatever."