Halliburton's Song

THE HALLIBURTON SONG
(sung to a Canadian tune of uncertain ethnic origin)

Halli-burton, jaunty Halli-burton
Halli-burton, jaunty all the day.

Guess who has to clean up the mess?
Guess who gets paid to clean up the mess?
Which-a mess? That-a mess.
A beeg-a mess? Oh my yes!
Ohhhh - wohhh,

Halli-burton, jaunty Halli-burton
Halli-burton, jaunty all the day.

Chaney and all get richer still.
Ain't it enough to make you ill?
Krugman's sick? What a dick!
I'm so glad. He's so sad.
Which-a mess? That-a mess.
A beeg-a mess? Oh my yes!
Ohhhh - wohhh,

Halli-burton, jaunty Halli-burton
Halli-burton, jaunty all the day.

Bush said just to write the checks
And Chaney's boys will swab the decks.
Write the checks! Swab the Decks!
Neo-con rules! You lefty fools!
Krugman's sick. What a dick!
I'm so glad. He's so sad.
Which-a mess? That-a mess.
A beeg-a mess? Oh my yes!
Ohhhh - wohhh.

(repeat until too drunk to stand)
(My apologies to the Habs)