Thursday, September 29, 2005
Rudolph is dead? Santa, say it ain't so!
Santa Claus will recieve compensation for the untimely death of reindeer Rudolph. Rudolph was peacefully grazing at Santa's summer hideaway in Denmark when two Danish Air Force jet fighters roared overhead. Rudoph dropped dead from a heart attack. The Danish authorities responsible for this catastrophe have agreed to pay Santa compensation for his defunct lead reindeer. Don't tell my 6 year-old. Who sold those jet fighters to the Danes? I blame Darth Rove.