Warning: This post contains horrifyingly shocking language relative to private body parts.
MSNBC reports that a Dr. Stubbs, who was trained by a Chinese Doctor Long (I swear I am not making this up) has met great success in elongating and beefing up men's ... er ... third legs. And now women are visiting him for, well, foofoo makeovers. That's right, if a man wants his Johnson to look more like John Holmes and less like Hervé Villechaize and a woman wants her, ah, monkey to look more like a ... tulip, I guess, Dr. Stubbs, trained by Dr. Long, is the man to see.
Disgusting, but a very educational read.