"It's just about connecting the dots. Republicans are evil. White Christians are Republicans. So white Christians are evil. And we must know who the evil ones are that walk among us. I misspoke when I called myself a white Christian. Professor Ward Churchill informed me that I'm actually Native American. And the Christian community has informed me that I'm not a Christian either. I have the support of my fellow Democrats and Hollywood Socialists on this plan. You can see the details of the plan on John Kerry's website."Robb has more at Jerhad!com including an update on Sean Penn's cross-training.