This one rates real high on the moron scale. Man in Massachusetts driving SUV is tired. Stops to rest, near a bank. Opens porn magazine. Becomes so enamored of magazine contents that he decides to, uh, auto-participate. Someone spots his, er, activities and calls cops. Cops discover that SUV is stolen as well as almost all the contents thereof, including: church robes that had been taken from a church in Alabama, cameras, wallets, checkbooks, credit cards, driver's licenses, stereo equipment, a television and a microwave. Man charged with grand larceny, five counts of petty larceny, two counts of possessing stolen property, obstruction of justice and indecent exposure. Police still trying to determine if porn mag was stolen.
TAGS: moron, thief, porn
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