Monday, February 13, 2006
Cheney shoots lawyer - IMPEACH BUSH!
Vice President Dick "Wild Bill" Cheney shot a lawyer at a Texas ranch, Saturday. The boneheads on Cheney's staff, now to be known as The Hole-in-the-Wall gang, didn't announce it and only confirmed it on Sunday when called by a curious reporter. They apparently didn't want to unnecessarily divert attention from the always exiting and hyper-competitive NFL Pro Bowl, won yesterday by, uh, who cares? I scraped around and found some mention of the incident here, here, here, here, here, here, just to mention a few.
Richard "Wild Bill" Cheney
Sigh. We'll be hearing about this for the next, oh, 99 hours. No comment as yet from President George "Texas Jack" Bush.
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