Dick Gregory to starve himself to death!

I was just nosing around Memeorandum and saw this which caused my eyes to immediately glaze over:

michaelmoore.com:
Must Read - Troops Home Fast - GSFP and Code Pink...
GSFP and Code Pink are sponsoring a hunger strike for peace which begins July 04, called Troops Home Fast Some of us like Dick Gregory and Diane Wilson will be fasting until the troops come home from Iraq, and some, like me, will be fasting for a specified time.
Discussion: AfterDowningStreet.org and Right Angle Blog

I thought, "Michael Moore, one of the world's most despicable fatasses, is going on a fast? Until the troops come home? Great!" Then I followed the link, quivering in anticipation and saw that this was a message from Cindy Sheehan, not Michael the Hippo. She says that Dick Gregory will be fasting from July 4 until the troops come home from Iraq. Take a look at this latest photo of Dick Gregory and tell me how long you think he can survive? My bet is 9 weeks, max. Hell, he looks already dead to me -- like no one has told him yet.Dick Gregory -- almost dead already.

Now, Cindy says she will fast from July 4 until September 4, only 2 months. I guess she just wants to shave off 20 pounds or so.Cindy Sheehan berates Bush.

Oops! Looks like Mark in Mexico was ahead of the news cycle once again. That's not Cindy Sheehan. This is Cindy. The one on the left.Cindy Sheehan sucks up to Hugo "The Huge" Chavez

As far as Michael Moore is concerned, I'll let a couple of representatives of the United States Marine Corps spell it out for you.
My sentiments, exactly.

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