Just don't call me Johnson

This poor lady probably has grounds for a libel suit. She received her monthly bill from Comcast and it was in the name of "Bitch Dog". Maybe they just couldn't spell LaChania (too many capital letters). And so does this guy, who received his bill from People's Energy addressed to "scrotum bag". Maybe those people couldn't spell Jefferoy (too many e's). Look, if you can't carry monikers that are simple, like John or Mary, you deserve what you get, Ms. Bitch Dog and Mr. scrotum bag. I receive all my bills addressed to "Emperor of the North Pole" so as to avoid confusion with any other emperors on the customer lists and preclude libel suits.