Tuesday, July 19, 2005

New MSM Poll released

This poll result, just released by Mark in Mexico, gauges the feelings and opinions of reporters working for MSM media outlets. There were only two questions comprising the poll and several thousand reporters, editors and mail room employees were polled. Here are the much anticipated results:

Question 1: As you may know, most Americans consider you and your ilk to be lying, biased, hypocritical weasels. How does this make you feel?
A. Who gives a shit about most Americans?
B. Who gives a shit about any Americans?
C. When does the bus leave for the hotel?
D. Is the open bar open, yet?

Question 2: As you may know, a fellow member, one Judith Miller, of your lying, biased, hypocritical weasels group is incarcerated - meaning, "in jail" - for refusing to divulge her secret government sources. How does this make you feel?
A. Huh?
B. Judith who?
C. Fry the bitch, whoever she is.
D. Is the open bar open, yet?

Further comments on polls here.

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